Unlike the skinny runway girls that fashion wants to make us believe is normal, everything’s big over at XL Girls, exactly as nature intended.

What is the point of fucking when you’re scared you might break the wares. Hell no, I want something to to hold on to. I want to smack that ass nine ways from Sunday and ask for seconds.

Get a huge 45% off discount from XLGirls.com while the normal price has been slashed nicely.

There’s no holding back on any front as you’ll soon discover. When I was a youngster and felt it important that my peers approved of basically everything I do, I used to have skinny girlfriends. And as I grew older and wiser and couldn’t give a fuck about what others think, I have come to realise what I had missed out on.